- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A guy walks into a bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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