During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Matthew Wyckoff

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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