- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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