- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

roses are red poo is poo

What do I hate? people

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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