- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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