- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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