I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You are joking right?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Communism hehe xd

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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