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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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