Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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