Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Cheese

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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