i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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