- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

i saw amango it splootered

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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