why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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