i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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