- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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