A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

2 black kids walk into school

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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