- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

hey hey apple

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what's black and can't swim?

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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