- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

9/11

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.