How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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