- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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