- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

alex is cool

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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