- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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