- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What is the difference?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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