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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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