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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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