Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

rent a cops

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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