- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Women's Rights

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

White NBA players.

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