What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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hi

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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