- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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