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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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