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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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