- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Soccer...

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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