- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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