- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

whats white jizz

hi mom

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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