- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Sam Hengal.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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