Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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