- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

The Oakland Raiders

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Women's rights.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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