Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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