- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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