- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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