What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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