- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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