- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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