- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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