what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Mahmy

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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