- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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