jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Jersey Shore.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Women can vote? WTF

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...