- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Beka has AIDS

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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