Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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