Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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