Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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