Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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