- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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