- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Grace Ackerson

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Please ignore this statement.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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