Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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