- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Allah walked into AK Bar

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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