School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

womens rights

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

penis. nuff said.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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