- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

poo

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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