What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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