- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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