A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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