What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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