What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Racial Equality

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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