- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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