A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

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