What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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