Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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good looking women

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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