- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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