- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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