What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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