What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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