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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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