- Anti Joke

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Small Penis.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?