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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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