What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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