Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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