You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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