Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops