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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

9/11 my birthday

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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