- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What is green and slow Grass.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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