- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

what is the world worst joke? this one

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

read this sentence again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

This is an anti-joke.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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