- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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