- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

I wrote a funny joke.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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