- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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