- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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