- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Justin Bieber.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

whats hairy and crys your mom

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

No your aunties a joke

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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