What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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