that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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