I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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