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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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