Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

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