- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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