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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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