- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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