Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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12/23/2012

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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