why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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