- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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