Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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