Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Kevin and Ramin

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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