So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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pull my finger (farts)

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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