What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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