- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Yo Mama just died.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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