DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

i saw amango it splootered

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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