- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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