What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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