- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what's funny about war? nothing!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

NEVER

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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