- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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