Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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