What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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ejaculation JLR

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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