- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

This isn't funny.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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