- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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